My wife Sue and I had often joked about the “Seven Year Itch", and now here we were, coming up on our seventh anniversary, and I had to admit that although the relationship was still just as good or even better than it was, the sex was getting a bit boring and nowhere near often enough to prevent frustration.

A couple of kids had curtailed our nude romps around the house, and we were limited to our bedroom late at night if Sue was in the mood after a long day, so I basically had to take care of my frustrations in private.